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Posted by Chris Spags on August 13th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

When you break into a home, you might steal something or, if you have an odd fetish, rub your genitals on something. But there’s a certain etiquette to burglary that Greenwich’s Manuel Gonzalez totally violated.

A Greenwich man apparently felt guilty about practicing personal hygiene in a neighbor’s home after he had broken into it, police said.

Manuel Gonzalez, 18, of 47 Locust St., broke into a Locust Street home Wednesday while the owner was away, cut his pubic hair and left the trimmings, police said. Remorseful about his actions, the man later confessed to the woman, who then called police.

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