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Ever get so drunk that you accuse someone of murdering a whale? Yeah, I think we’ve all been there.

A belligerent Sequim woman climbed onto a casino table, kicked a police officer and screamed “whale killer” during a bizarre scene Saturday night at the Point Casino, according to Kitsap County Sheriff’s Office reports.

The 56-year-old woman had reportedly consumed several alcoholic beverages when she became “loud, rude and aggressive” and drew the attention of casino security.

After being pulled off the gaming table, she “began running around the casino” while screaming “whale killer,” reports said. Two officers from the Port Gamble S’Kllalam Tribe’s Office of Public Safety arrived and arrested the woman. She kicked one of the officers several times in the lower leg, reports said.

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