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Peeing on a building happens a lot. Peeing in a lobby? Not so much. So Internet Vigilante and Building Manager Alex Hess has set out to shame a man who peed in his open air lobby by using photos to proclaim that the urinator has a small penis.

The building manager has been waging a one-man campaign for three weeks against the anonymous urinator and his small penis — ever since the 26-year-old walked into the open-air entranceway of his Queen St. W. home early that fateful Saturday and found it had been treated like a very public washroom.

The footage from that night clearly shows a young man walking into the lobby, checking around, unzipping and then peeing all over the floor.

“He just starts peeing all over the floor of the lobby,” Hess said. “Usually people just pee into the corner but this guy decided to just pee all over the floor. I guess he was just being a dick.”

But rather than limit the humiliation to Parkdale, Hess did what everyone seems to do with good video nowadays, he put it online.

The original YouTube video has been watched more than 12,000 times and even has an arrow pointing to the man’s groin saying “small penis.”

“The message is, if you pee on my building, I’m going to make fun of your manhood,” Hess said, as a few pedestrians had a good laugh over his new crop of posters yesterday.

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