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Some respectable gentleman has been sneaking into homes in the Georgetown area in Washington D.C. and, while he’s not “technically” sexually assaulting girls, he’s known as the “Georgetown Cuddler,” so he’s definitely doing something. Best part: The quote from one girl who says “it’s been happening a little too often.” Uh, so if I do it once it’s cool, but twice we have problems? Good to know. Very good.

The infamous “Georgetown Cuddler” may be back at it again.

This weekend a young woman woke up to find a man next to her. She screamed and the suspect got away. It all sounds similar to a string of attacks in the past year linked to a one man dubbed the “Cuddler.”

Police haven’t determined yet if this is another case of the “Georgetown Cuddler” but students here have no doubts and believe the “Cuddler” has struck again. In the neighborhoods of Georgetown, rarely touched by crime, the “Cuddler” is the one criminal that continues to elude police.

He walks into homes, often lays with his female victims, sometimes fondling them and then runs away.

“She said she was laying on the couch and all of a sudden someone walked in and sat down next to her and she jumped up and told him to leave and he did right after but it’s been happening a little too often,” aid Lindsey Freel, a senior at Georgetown University who lives near this weekend’s attack.

[full story is also entertaining]

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