Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on September 2nd, 2009 at 2:35 pm

There are some people who just look like they match the crime they’re committing. For example, take a look at this photo of Roger Stephens. Doesn’t he just look like the type of guy who’d slap a little girl who’s crying in a Wal-Mart? Well, good thing he does, because he totally did do that. And his quote afterwards is priceless.

A Wal-Mart shopper who became so angry about a crying child that he allegedly slapped the girl in the face is due in court Thursday morning, officials announced Wednesday.

A police report said the man, Roger Stephens, 61, of Stone Mountain, had warned the child’s mother, Sonya Mathews, that if she didn’t quiet down the child, he would do it for her.

According to the report, after the mother failed to quiet the girl, Stephens came up to them and slapped the child several times in the face.

The report then quotes Stephens as saying, “See, I told you I would shut her up.”

[via, thanks Carl for the tip!]

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