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Posted by Chris Spags on September 14th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

The two surgeries women most often get are liposuction and breast implants. Well, now thanks to an advancement in science in the UK, here’s two birds brutally murdered with one stone: They can take your fat and inject it into your boobs to make you thinner AND bustier. To science!

Women are to be offered “natural breast enlargements” using unwanted fat from other parts of their bodies, it has been announced.

The technique will be made available “early next year”, according to the Harley Medical Group.

Harley Medical Group chairman Mel Braham said: “This is the most exciting breakthrough in cosmetic and reconstructive surgery that I have seen over the last two decades.

“It amounts to two beneficial procedures in one – taking unwanted fat from one or two areas of a patient’s body and transferring it into the breast area.

“We have now completed a study of the results of UK and US patients who had the procedure four and five years ago, to confirm that the results are lasting.

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