Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on September 18th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Some a-holes who really love Star Wars dress like the characters everyday, apparently, because they’re so well-adjusted and normal. A chain of stores in the UK has banned them from wearing their ceremonial Douchebags Robes and Hoods into the store. Outrage is abound.

Members of the Star Wars faith – a religion practised around the world – choose to cover their heads in public.

But the leader of the UK’s first Jedi Church was branded a security risk and ejected by three staff after refusing to remove his hoodie at a Tesco in Bangor, North Wales.

Daniel Jones, 23 – also known by his Jedi name Morda Hehol – said: “I told them it was a requirement of my religion but they just sniggered and ordered me to leave.”

A Tesco spokesman said: “We would ask Jedis to remove hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all went hoodless without going to the Dark Side.”

[The Sun]

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