Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on October 31st, 2008 at 1:07 pm

A priest in Queens was using a confessional to pick up bitches. SUCCESSFULLY.

Laufer says his client, Judith Rodriguez-Lytwyn was vulnerable when she walked into the confessional where [the priest, Father Elvis] Elano allegedly told her, “Your presence struck me like a thunderbolt.”

The two soon starting dating.

“They became intimate, engaging in sex,” says Laufer.

When Fr. Elvis left the building, he’d head to Rodriguez-Lytwyn’s home, where the two carried on a seven-month affair, one that had parishioners stunned.

“I can’t believe it. You know it knocks me for a loop,” said Dan Torpey, one of the church’s parishioners.

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