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Posted by Chris Spags on September 24th, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Five 18-24 year-old girls were arrested at a Washington state coffee stand for basically being good saleswomen. By which I mean licking whipped cream off each other and taking nude photos for customers. If nothing else, they should be honored for their clever business model.

Five Washington state baristas charged customers to touch their breasts and buttocks at an espresso stand where servers wear bikinis to draw business, police said.

The five were charged Wednesday with prostitution. Charging money for that kind of touching falls under the city’s definition of prostitution.

The Everett Herald reports the women were charging up to $80 to strip down while fixing lattes and mochas.

During a two-month investigation, detectives also saw the women lick whipped cream off each other and pose naked for pictures at the Grab-n-Go Espresso stand in Everett, about 30 miles north of Seattle.

“This was about alleged conduct, not about what the women were wearing,” [Police Sgt. Robert Goetz] said. “They could have been wearing parkas and if they continued to conduct themselves that way, we still would have filed the criminal charges.”

[MSNBC, thanks Isaac for the tip!]

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