Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on September 29th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Everyone always dreams of having sex with a hot pizza delivery girl while eating delicious pizza. This guy didn’t achieve that, but he did get to show the pizza delivery girl his dong multiple times. So many times that the cops had to be called. I think you call that a moral victory.

A female pizza delivery worker got more than she bargained for on multiple occasions when she went to deliver food and was met at the door by a man wearing no pants.

Portsmouth Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the woman delivering the pizza notified police of the man’s actions after it took place four different times.

“She would go to the address and the guy comes to the door wearing no pants,” McQuate said.

The lieutenant said the man would be completely naked from the waist down.

“We went and talked to the guy and they aren’t getting any more pizza delivered there,” McQuate said.

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