Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on November 3rd, 2008 at 2:57 pm

Joe the Plumber fever carries on no matter how this election turns out (riiiiiight). There are reports that he may be the next Bachelor. Because what woman wouldn’t want a bald guy who’s elbows deep in crap for a third of the day. The quote is from someone allegedly at this weekend’s SNL wrap party, where J the P made an appearance.

“Joe got buttonholed by Ben Affleck’s agent (Patrick-something from Endeavor, I think?) There was some serious talk about Joe appearing as the star on the next season of The Bachelor. Whether McCain wins or loses, believe me, Joe Wurzelbacher has already come out a winner.”

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.