Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on November 4th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

You’ve probably heard of every type of addiction…how about this one? An addiction to lip balm (addiction to being a complete homo: included).

“It’s been about 13 years, six months and two days,” says Kevin Crossman, who will share his full name now that he’s gotten past the shame. “I went cold turkey.”

Crossman, who’s a Web site manager in San Francisco, says his addiction started with cherry-flavored ChapStick. It tasted good and felt nice on his lips. “It wasn’t very cool to have pinkish lips, but I couldn’t help it,” he says, adding that before he quit, he was using dozens of times a day and that his lips felt naked without it.

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