Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on November 7th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

The Stick was inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame today. Yes. A stick. I’d rather play with chlamydia.

“It’s very open-ended, all-natural, the perfect price — there aren’t any rules or instructions for its use,” said Christopher Bensch, the museum’s curator of collections. “It can be a Wild West horse, a medieval knight’s sword, a boat on a stream or a slingshot with a rubber band. … No snowman is complete without a couple of stick arms, and every campfire needs a stick for toasting marshmallows.

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