Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on December 9th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Some company is selling a lip balm called “Chicken Poop”. After hearing the origins of the company, one might wonder what other awful things Grandpa put in the kids’ mouth areas, but perhaps that’s a trauma best left repressed.

“Grandpa says: If ya got chapped lips, put some chicken poop on ‘em so you won’t lick ‘em.”

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