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Some creepy old man with garbage all over his house (like FLOADS OF GARBAGE) died inside of his house and was discovered yesterday. Want to learn more? Well have I got a deal for you!

An eccentric loner is believed to have died of thirst after becoming trapped in a bizarre and intricate network of tunnels built from rubbish in his home.

Investigators believe the labyrinth was so complicated that Gordon Stewart, 74, may have become lost inside it. It is thought he may have died as a result of dehydration, after becoming unable to find his way out of the stinking mass.

They discovered a confusing system of tunnels networking around the interior of the building, with Mr Stewart lying dead inside.

Locals say Mr Stewart, who wore a ponytail, was often spotted riding his bike around the streets. Officers discovered him entombed in his own creation, built from discarded carrier bags, boxes, old furniture and other assorted junk.

‘Police forced entry where they found a man’s body. There are no suspicious circumstances. [ED NOTE: Presumably other than the mountains of feces and baseball cards]‘

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