Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on January 14th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Invariably, people are annoyed by their neighbors and how much they suck. But at least you don’t have your neighbor doing dick tricks to try to get even with you, like this guy.

A man told police he saw something he didn’t want to see recently: his neighbor’s penis.

And he said it wasn’t by accident.

The 25-year-old told an officer he’d backed out of his driveway and discovered his 40-year-old male neighbor was following him. When he turned around to go back home, the neighbor turned around too.

The younger man said when he got out of his car, the older guy “threw up some gang signs, pulled out his penis and swung it around.”

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