Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on January 15th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

A Washington state court has ruled it’s totally cool to f high school kids so long as they’re 18. Which is good if you’re a professor, but bad if you work in the special ed class. Unless you’re into big tongues and bad haircuts.

Washington state law does not bar teachers from having consensual sex with 18-year-old students, an appeals court ruled Tuesday in dismissing a case against a former high school choir teacher.

The teacher, Matthew Hirschfelder, was charged with first-degree sexual misconduct with a minor for allegedly having sex with a Hoquiam High School senior in 2006. He challenged a judge’s refusal to dismiss his case, arguing the student wasn’t a minor because she was 18.

“The name of the statute is ‘sexual misconduct with a minor,’” said Hirschfelder’s attorney, Rob Hill, stressing that the state recognizes that an 18-year-old is no longer a minor.

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