Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on January 20th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

If you’re a middle Eastern dude, mentioning the words “bomb” and “luggage” in the same sentence is never a good idea. Unless you like getting cavity searches, in which case I applaud your outside the box thinking.

A man faces deportation to Israel after he tried to claim a bag at a casino hotel and made remarks about a bomb being in the luggage, police said Monday.

Two men who appeared to be of Middle Eastern descent approached the front desk of the Tropicana Casino and Resort at 9:10 a.m. Saturday and tried to retrieve some luggage, police said. They did not have a claim check and the attendants said they could not claim the items without one.

Liran D. Dray, 27, of Brooklyn, N.Y., then said something to the effect of, “What if I had a bomb in there?” police spokeswoman Sgt. Monica McMenamin said. Desk attendants Ashley Bonaduce and AnnMarie Pascale called hotel security, who then called police.

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