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Sleepwalking can be dangerous, particularly when you fall asleep behind an old man, remove your clothes, and try to bone him. Yuck.

A woman who was in an “erotic dream state” when she removed some of her clothing and wrapped her naked torso around a man sitting beside her on a couch may have given the impression she was directing a “prolonged and provocative act” toward the man, a Saskatoon court has found.

Justice Ron Mills found Paul Kut, 60, not guilty of sexual assault Tuesday in Court of Queen’s Bench.

The woman testified at a trial in December she awoke to find the older man touching her in a sexual manner. She told him to stop and he immediately did.

“I believe her when she says that she may have done all of this during her dream while she was thinking of her estranged spouse,” Mills found.

“The activity described by the complainant does not indicate an incidental murmur of approval from a sleeping person to a casual touch. Her actions in her erotic dream state would be to any observer a prolonged and provocative act directed to the accused sitting beside her on the couch,” Mills found.

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