Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on January 30th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Drunk 12 year-old girls? Mouth to mouth resuscitation? BEST PARTY EVER!!! (except for the part where the parents in charge are going to jail).

“Instead of immediately getting qualified medical personnel, they attempted to sober this 12-year-old up over the course of five hours,” Gainesville Police Department spokesman Keith Kameg said.

According to a police report, “the defendant and the witnesses (who are all juveniles) attempted to ‘sober up’ the victim for 5 hours by keeping her awake, covering her with blankets, and giving her liquids.”

It also states Sullivan tried to give the victim “mouth to mouth” resuscitation twice when the child appeared to have stopped breathing.

Police said it was another juvenile at the home who eventually called authorities.

“The arrest that took place yesterday was a follow up to original case,” Kameg said.

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