Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on February 5th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Some kid got a cell-phone and his dad found porn on it. It happens. But my favorite part: How does the kid know what “pornography at its best” is? He hasn’t put in the years of research I have, little know-it-all bastard.

A Naples man finds pornography on his 10-year-old’s brand new cell phone, and he wants to know how it got there.

“I usually use it to take pictures or call family,” Victor Delgado, 10, says.

Delgado got a nasty surprise on his 10th birthday.

“I thought it was disgusting,” he says.

A pornographic, multi-media message was sent straight to his new cell phone.

“It’s pornography at its best,” said Delgado. “It’s picture, movement, music. It’s basically like watching a TV clip.”

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