Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on February 18th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Alex Rodriguez’s steroid press conference has been roundly mocked around the sporting world. But the best quote of all from yesterday’s event may have come from New York Yankees sucky outfielder Johnny Damon.

Afterwards, ESPN’s Hannah Storm tried to talk to all of the Yankees in attendance, but only Johnny Damon would speak on the record. What he had to say was pretty interesting.

Storm asked him about how he felt about Rodriguez’s confession, and Damon kept saying, “He could have done something worse.” When Storm kept pressing Damon about what was worse, he finally said, “He could have murdered someone.”

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