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Some old British couple got rescued after their yacht drifted around for weeks with a broken rudder. The last quote sounds exactly like the quote I gave immediately after being raped by a killer whale.

A British couple have been rescued from their 13-meter yacht in the Atlantic Ocean after they drifted for weeks with a broken rudder.

The pair, Stuart Armstrong, 51, and his partner Andrea Davison, 48, was understood to be running out of food and water when they were winched to safety from their boat Sara by crew on board the 183-meter-long oil tanker Indian Point on February 18.

Having planned to cross the Atlantic from Cape Verde to Antigua, the couple’s problems began on January 9, about half-way through their journey, when the rudder of their boat jammed on starboard and sent them drifting in circles.

“We kept getting hit by storms, but we managed to get out of them with no real problems.

“But I knew we were riding our luck and we wouldn’t be able to go on for much longer,” Davison added.

A spokesman for the oil tanker [that rescued them] said the pair was “scared and wet and happy.”

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