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Bristol Palin’s baby daddy Levi Johnston opened up in a Q and A with the Associated Press. Poeticism abound. Several nuggets of brilliance below.

Johnston said he wasn’t forced to campaign with Palin’s mother. Bristol Palin invited him and Johnston jumped at the chance. It was a whirlwind experience for Johnston, who was seated with the Palins at the Republican National Convention.

“At first, I was nervous,” he said. “Then I was like, ‘Whatever.’”

“They’re not telling me anything right now,” Johnston said as he checked his Blackberry. “It’s pretty chill.”

“I’m looking forward to having him,” he said. “I’m going to take him hunting and fishing. He’ll be everywhere with me.”

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