Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on February 27th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

After you see your mom’s vibrator for the first time (ideally without her walking in and waving it around like a Jedi), you realize that you shouldn’t snoop in your parents’ stuff. Well CNN reinforced that with a hilarious “news” story.

Trisha Marcy wasn’t looking for anything in particular when she decided to rummage through her mother’s nightstand drawer in 1986

But what started as boredom-fueled snooping quickly turned into a life-altering experience for Marcy, who was a high school senior at the time.

“I found paperwork from the County of Los Angeles that showed that I was adopted,” says the Eugene, Oregon, woman.

[the rest of the catastrophic snooping discoveries can be read here]

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