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Generally speaking, getting arrested sucks. But it probably sucks more if it’s during your bachelor party after you just got back from Iraq. And it probably sucks even more if you’re a douchebag and make the cops hate you.

LIKE many a groom-to-be, army officer Nick Burnett found himself in handcuffs at the feet of a female police officer at the end of his buck’s day.

Except, she was real and the cuffs weren’t fluffy.

Burnett, back from serving a tour-of-duty in Iraq, where was commended for pulling a mate from a burning car, clashed with security guards and police after he was asked to leave Rosehill Racecourse.

Police facts state Burnett kicked a female police officer, resisted arrest and screamed that he was a soldier who fought for his country and they “had no right to treat him this way”.

“I killed 10 f. . .ing Taliban. I don’t have to put up with this s. . .,” he yelled.

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