Rabbits are terrified of you

Via PartiallyClips comes this harrowing tale of bunny versus man. Or the love of a pet. Or some crap, I dunno…why you gotta ask so many questions yo?

Just goes to show that you think life is so awesome and funny if you buy into the propaganda of the liberal cartoon media but it’s just not. It’s not all carrots and cross-dressing and bending shotguns so that hunters shoot themselves in the face but don’t die. It’s slavery and isolation and some carrots, but not nearly as many as you’d like. But you’ve got a fluffy tail, so that’s cool. I wish I had a fluffy tail. All fluffy and whatnot. I don’t know that it’s a cure for depression, but it’s got to be a step in the right direction.

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