Rachel Bilson sucks at Halloween

Posted by Chris Spags on October 27th, 2008 at 9:45 am

Yes, it’s Halloween, the one time of year where women can go around and flash their vaginas without consequence. So what did the lovely Rachel Bilson give us? This.

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This might be one of the least sexy costumes I’ve seen in a while coming from a hot female actress. It’s not even historically accurate; if you want to be a hippie chick or whatever, maybe you shouldn’t be wearing some “trendy” Mom jeans. You should probably be covered in mud, strange cum, and used LSD tabs.

You really let me down, Bilson. I’ve been more turned on at tutorials on effective embalming than I am while looking at these photos. Which may or not be a result of my rampant necrophilia, but still, suspend disbelief.

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[more photos here]

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.