Rachel Bilson sucks at Halloween

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Yes, it’s Halloween, the one time of year where women can go around and flash their vaginas without consequence. So what did the lovely Rachel Bilson give us? This.

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This might be one of the least sexy costumes I’ve seen in a while coming from a hot female actress. It’s not even historically accurate; if you want to be a hippie chick or whatever, maybe you shouldn’t be wearing some “trendy” Mom jeans. You should probably be covered in mud, strange cum, and used LSD tabs.

You really let me down, Bilson. I’ve been more turned on at tutorials on effective embalming than I am while looking at these photos. Which may or not be a result of my rampant necrophilia, but still, suspend disbelief.

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