Posted by A. Isaac on September 9th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Didn’t Monica Seles once get stabbed at a tennis event? I’m not asking for Secret Service like protection for these athletes, but I don’t think it would hurt to, I don’t know, maybe have a couple of guys with shirts that say “Event Security”.
Hell, they don’t even have to do anything. Just stand around the court and look tough.
And is it me or does Rafael Nadal seem to be enjoying this a bit too much. Correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t this guy have a smoking hot girlfriend.
I hope she isn’t the jealous type. Cause if she is, I’m more than willing to be her rebound.
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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.