Rainbows

Via The Onion comes this comic brewing about the war that the media is too scared to discuss.

That’s kind of crazy when you think about it. Maybe it’s because when they were growing up, gay dudes secretly wanted all of the little girls’ toys? That makes psychological sense, I think.

You’d have to imagine that Jesse Jackson is regretting naming his group The Rainbow Coalition. I definitely think of gay guys more than I do black people when I think rainbows. I think a good idea would be to walk into a Rainbow Coalition meeting with assless chaps and a team flag that says “<3 Cocks!” and then look around confusedly, then slink out of the room. That’d totally throw them off hating the white man for at least five minutes.

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