Random YouTube Fetish Thursday

After last week’s post about the Wii Fit whores I wondered…what other sort-of mundane but vaguely sexual activities are out there on YouTube?

Cartwheels are always fun. Cheerleaders do them, you look up their skirt, everyone laughs and hides their slight erection. But it’s kind of perturbing to see a chick do them over and over spliced with photos of her cleavage. Perturbingly arousing, but perturbing nonetheless.

Men like women to fit into gender roles. So it’s probably not a huge shocker that you can find an impossibly proportioned girl in her underwear cooking on YouTube. If only she were sewing and popping out a baby (without that “ew” swelling in her stomach), we’d really be onto something.

YouTube is a dark, strange place dear readers. A strange place where girls with nice bodies will do anything for your attention. After the jump…whore does laundry in a short slinky dress, German slut unicycles for a crowd, ho eats sausage at a restaurant, and a skank with big boobs buys groceries in a tank-top. Oh Internet…you so classy!

Fun fact: This is how I do my laundry. Only nude. Chris: 1, Laundry slut: 0, Snuggles: 3.

How do you forget years of goose-stepping and Jew-burning? By having a girl in a billowy dress ride around on a unicycle for your affection. I can’t say I disapprove.

Sausage is a delicious breakfast treat. So of course you can find an attractive blond deep-throating one.

This one is probably my favorite, yet it kind of makes me angry for a couple reasons. First, it’s easily the most absurd of them all…you don’t need to have a hot chick with big boobs talk about buying groceries while wearing a tight tank-top if you’re a serious “expert” video provider. And second, it’s not embeddable. What are we, communists? Still, link is pretty great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGFs1sC-j7c

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