Raven Symone just wants privacy

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Via BestWeekEver comes this photo of Raven Symone wearing a t-shirt that simply has to be ironic.

raven symone t shirt Raven Symone just wants privacy

I love when “celebrities” no one gives a crap about claim they just want their privacy. You know how Raven Symone could get paparazzi to leave her alone? By being Raven Symone. Which is pretty much the same way she gets elliptical machines, gyms, and proper diet to leave her alone. I mean seriously you’re like in your early 20s and you’re still acting fairly regularly, can’t you do a f’ing sit-up so you look slightly less like an elephant seal?

Then again, I guess that explains why she wants paparazzi to stop photographing her. She’s in dozens of photos just because she can’t be avoided, like a flash or the horizon. You could probably take a Myspace photo of yourself in a mirror and part of her bacon-scented flab would find itself sauntering up behind you like when you shove Playdoh through a plastic shape.

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