Razor, Asian girl. Asian girl, Razor.

So I saw this on Reddit and found it fairly amusing. It’s, I guess, technically NSFW. But it’s such a small bit of NSFWness that I’m running it. See if you notice the NSFW bit in the photo below.

This is a group of girls from UCLA, supposedly. I don’t know what it is about college girls, but it’s honestly like there’s some sort of hygiene class they take right before graduation that teaches them to not be stinky little whores. There’s no reason to have a pube fro when you’re a supple college-aged girl. There’s also no reason to show up to class in pajama pants and a sweatshirt. At 14, girls should be wearing evening gowns and full make-up. Even if they’re not sexually active, they should damn well look like it.

On the plus side, she is an Asian girl, so it probably wasn’t too fro-like. It probably looked straight and thin, more like she has Bruce Lee’s head in her lap than it did Ben Wallace.

[Original Facebook photo here]

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