Rednecks should not get electricity
Chris Spags Some rednecks played with a cattle prod. The guy on the receiving end took it not once, but TWICE. The stupidity in the world is mind-boggling.
For a frame of reference, an electric chair offers alternating currents of 2,000 volts. Most cattle prods have somewhere from 2,000 to 9,000 volts. After doing some quick mental math and calculations plus some anecdotal scientific research, it would appear as though this might not have been a good idea.
Oh if only they had just seceded after the Civil War. We would have way less tasings and NASCAR races. Plus the myth of the Southern Belle is extremely overhyped and wholly nonexistent. And Yosemite Sam really wasn’t that funny, though I did admire his ability to grow a lush mustache. The point is that I’m ready for Southerners to do something to justify their existence to me beyond making me delicious ribs. Aaaaaand go.
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