Reminder: Reporters are all whores

Posted by Chris Spags on August 27th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

This is old but I just saw it on Reddit and it’s hilarious, so why not…Some reporter for the FOX affiliate in NYC was reporting from Randall’s Island (a wacky island off of Manhattan with mini golf and an asylum) and she got a dollar bill shoved down her shirt.

As unfair is it is for women to be all treated like strippers and prostitutes, it’s pretty hilarious to see a professional woman treated like a stripper and a prostitute. Alls I’m saying is that if you don’t to get dollar bills shoved down your bra, maybe you need to not give people lap dances right before going on camera.

In related news, I’m not opposed to receiving dollar bills down the front of my pants. Just saying. I’m new media, I have no dignity.

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