Reporter gets nice and wet

I’m all for professionalism but it’s hard to take your serious news story seriously when you get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler. But nonetheless, kudos for this Missouri reporter for staying strong in the face of the Wet Menace.

And just to present the opposite end of the spectrum, watch this reporter when a fly gets in his mouth.

Now which would you guess goes on to the longer and more illustrious reporting career? The first one of course. You know why? Because you’re a racist. You can’t live with how real the second reporter is keeping it.

Anyway the first reporter, upon getting hit with the water, should have begun taking off his clothes and dancing seductively as he gets hosed down. You don’t make it to the top with stories on gas, you make it to the top with seduction. You don’t even want to know how many loads to the chin Brian Williams had to take before replacing Tom Brokaw. It looked like a Jackson Pollock painting there.

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