Retirement

Via Channelate comes this comic about how it feels to retire.

I watch entirely too much pornography and the one thing I’ve noticed is that it seems like it’s the same 20 girls appearing on every site countless times. Which is odd, because I masturbate to get away from the reality of f’ing the same girl for an eternity. It’s pretty much like I’m in a monogamous relationship with these coked up whores who suck dicks for money. I don’t know if there’s a real punchline there, but I just need to point this out that if you’re an attractive woman with no career prospects, now would be a good time for you to start inserting random cylindrical objects in your orifices in front of a camera.

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