Rhino can't get it up for his lover

Want to feel better about yourself going into the weekend? Queue up this video after the jump…the rhinoceros who simply can’t get it up for his lover while everyone in the zoo stares, points, and laughs. Poor poor rhino. Might be NSFW if your office frowns on hilarious rhino penis.

That’s awfully embarrassing for that poor rhinoceros. It’s not even totally his fault…maybe he had a bad day at work. Or he had a little too much to drink. Or maybe she’s not that hot and he has a weak imagination (for all we know, she might be the Kathy Griffin of rhinceroseseses).

Lady Rhinoceroseseses reading this (one of my key readership demographics), take note: You’ve got to go that extra mile. You can’t coast by on decent looks and a prominent set of horns. You’ve got to have a personality too if you want to get a mate worth your time. Plus would it kill you to cradle the balls? The “I don’t have real hands” excuse won’t hold forever, girls.

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