Right to the moon

Via Explosm comes this comic about the dangers of spelling one’s coffee on an emotionally volatile man.

I always enjoyed how on The Honeymooners, Ralph would say that “Bang zoom, straight to the moon” thing and the audience would laugh and laugh. Just to remove any ambiguities, he was saying he was going to uppercut punch her in the face and/or vagina so violently that she would take flight for thousands of miles before, presumably, burning up in the atmosphere where her charred corpse would then land on the moon. And people were like, “Oh man, that Ralph Kramden,” what a beloved TV character. But man, you try that crap in real life just once and, well, needless to say I won’t be making an appearance for that feminist organization again.

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