Robots fighting and a nipple hair moustache

Another daily update for you in this lazy holiday season in which I bring you the best dose of worthlessness I can find, ideally within 5 minutes or so.

Robots fighting!

I don’t know what it is about robots fighting exactly that does it for me. Maybe it’s the way they move so inorganically or maybe it’s the way it foretells a dystopic future where robots will destroy us all. Either way, pretty awesome.

I’m shocked that something like this happened in Japan. If you see something about robots doing something, some girl getting raped by tentacles, or a woman getting shat on while wearing a wedding dress, it’s a pretty safe bet that it’s coming from Japan. And while those probably aren’t their three highest selling exports, they’re certainly something to be proud of.

Nipple hair moustache

Sometimes you have no words for the sexy things creepy men do.

Now that is what I call a classy gentleman. Wait, did I say classy gentleman? I meant f’ing creep. Either way though, that’s one sexy free moustache ride in the making. I’m kind of jealous though because, even though that’s disgusting, the best moustache I can conjure up looks vaguely like a Mexican day laborer or a wispy pedophile moustache. And it’s hard to stroke a wispy pedophile moustache. Unless you’re a 12 year-old boy, in which case, it’s alarmingly easy. And educational because then you learn, hey, maybe I should have gotten so close to that pedophile. It’s a lesson we all need to learn at some point.

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