Rodney McClanahan has an awesome job

Washington State’s Department of Child Services has an intricate list of its worst offenders, breaking down where exactly they’ve failed at life. I can take one guess, looking at Rodney McClanahan’s occupation, why he’s not exactly rolling in dough.

In his defense, wearing eyeglasses can be a pretty tricky endeavor. They’re on, they’re sliding off, sometimes you have to take them off for dramatic effect then put them back on so the gentleman you’re with won’t give you pink eye. Very tricky. But not really a revenue generator.

At the same time, if you’re letting a guy making $234 a month blow loads into you, you probably deserve to be getting stiffed on child support payments. Your cooch is about as valued as a penny pulled out of a vagrant’s rectum.

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