Romantic things to say during sex

Via SMBC comes this helpful reminder that it can be difficult to find something to say during sex.

That’s pretty sweet, I’d say. I mean, maybe not in the traditional sense but probably better than what I’ve said during sex. You may think it’s relevant, but shouting, “This reminds me so much of Boy Scouts” while your girlfriend is on top might not be the best idea. Especially when she knows you weren’t even in Boy Scouts as a child.

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