Ron Jeremy sells male enhancement in a gator costume

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

So if you started out in porn, did cameos in real movies and TV shows, then ended up advertising boner pills while dressed as an alligator, it’s still positive movement right? Or is the alligator/boner pills combo somehow worse off than emptying your vas deferens on coked up girls with Nerf ball boobs? You decide!!!

No offense to the wonderful people at Bigralis whom I’m sure do a lot for the arts of boner sciences, but it seems to me that taking the advice of an alligator about what to do with my genitals seems like a bad idea. “Just put it on the back of my tongue,” said The Bigralis Alligator. If I listen to him, I’m leaving this scenario with my manhood damaged whether he bites it off or not. Oh that’s not a real alligator? Sorry I got so confused because of the high production values of that video. Ron Jeremy does these impersonations, you’d swear he was the real alligator. Bonus points go to whomever gets the italicized reference.

[Adrants, thanks Howard for the tip!]

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