Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog is asleep

Posted by Chris Spags on March 25th, 2009 at 8:10 am

This one really tows a line between adorable and tragic. Meet Rusty. He’s a dog. He enjoys licking his own balls, frolicking, and passing out randomly in the middle of tasks.

This is much cuter than the girl who suffers from narcolepsy who basically gets her life ruined and mocked by her asshole boyfriend. Probably because when a dog passes out, people go “Awww puppy” and scratch it behind the ears. But when a teenage girl passes out, there’s all kinds of traumatic incidents which require secrets, latex, and rape kits. It’s just inconvenient in practicality.

Anyway ignore all of the logistical problems involved with having a dog that’ll protect you from home invasions and then randomly pass out right as you’re about to get knifed in the sternum…it is pretty freaking cute.

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