Samantha Harris almost makes me want to watch DWS

Posted by Douglas Charles on January 10th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

This will prove to all of you that I am not gay. I have never heard of Samantha Harris until today. Which in turn means that I have never seen a single minute of Dancing with the Stars. Not that watching Dancing with the Stars makes you gay, but it sure doesn’t help… Anyway, I almost want to watch the show now that I have seen her and knowing that one of the judges posed nekkid back in the day…

Damn, this chick is hot… I need to start a TV show so she can be the presenter. Hmmm… how about Dancing with my Pants for a title of the show? I see all sorts of Emmy’s for a show like that. (Emmy Rossum, Emmy Griffiths, Emmy Chriqui…)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.