Santa Claus is fast as f*ck

Posted by Chris Spags on December 3rd, 2007 at 4:55 pm

Some Swedish consultants who have very productive and important jobs determined what exactly it would take for Santa Claus to get around the world and make his present drops. And, even with their absurd calculations, it would take 48 hours to complete the drop at a clip of 34 microseconds per house AND he’d also have to leave from some Middle Eastern country that sounds fictional. So yeah…I’m thinking he might not be real. Disappointing news. [AFP]

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