SAY NO TO SEX AND THE CITY

Posted by A. Isaac on May 29th, 2008 at 10:13 am

First of all, I’d like to apologize to men everywhere for deflating their boners by showing these chicks.

Secondly, has there ever been a movie that not a single, straight man will see without being forced to by his dumb wife or girlfriend.

Don’t get me wrong, every dude out there gets dragged to the movies for a chick flick. But every once in awhile, you might see a boobie or an ass flash. And because of that, we accept it.

But ask yourself this, do you really want to see Sarah Jessica Parker nude? Do you really want to see Kim Catrall’s 51 year old boobies? I think we can all agree that outside of Kristin Davis, these chicks are hit.

If you are a man and are being forced to go to this movie, send us your sob story. We here at Guyism will try to comfort your pain by showing you pics and videos of hot women.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.