Schoolyard one-punch knockouts amuse me

Posted by Chris Spags on May 29th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

I love when kids who I don’t know get hurt and then embarrassed in a public forum. FF to 1:22 in here to see the knockout of the century. Eat a dick Kimbo Slice (just joking Kimbo, please don’t hurt me, I bruise like a peach. Sexy peach, but a peach nonetheless).

Not to go back to Kimbo because I’m pretty sure he would both hurt and rape me, but maybe this kid can be the new Kimbo? Not the one who did the punching, the one who got knocked the f out. Like…let’s get him into a MMA ring and just see what happens. Maybe give him a lesson or two just so he doesn’t like die, but eh, not really necessary. It’d just be fun to see him get knocked out/submitted in various ways, then have his mook friends yell at the MMA fighters for being too rough. He’d be a huge draw. HUUUUUGE. GIVE ME A MIXED MARTIAL ARTS COMPANY NOW!!!

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