Scrooge McDuck

Via My Apokalips comes this comic that feels like a joke I’ve made before, so I feel much less special now. Nice to see it illustrated though.

Then again, he is a duck. Maybe ducks can float through solid surfaces. Can’t say I’ve hung out with enough ducks to disprove that. In fact, the only time I’ve been around ducks is eating them at a Chinese place. Perhaps that explains why they won’t hang out with me.

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