Sega's old advertising leaves something to be desired
Chris Spags So, I’m no advertising expert, but I think this ad for the old Sega Genesis (in the UK, so it’s called the Megadrive) isn’t a double entendre. Hell, it’s barely even a single entendre.
On the plus side, the ad definitely knows its audience of gamers: Chronic masturbators who need to distract themselves from their fleshy bodies without deviating too far from the masturbation formula.
Ironically, the motions presented in the ad were the same way you could defeat Dr. Robotnik in real life. You just move that joystick around for a couple pumps and he just groans, rolls over, and never talks to you again. Believe me, I know.
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